Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Buzzworthy's Take on the Parrot Pic Adam Tweeted, Cute!



Adam Lambert Ups His Pirate Swagger With A Parrot (PHOTO )

Check out Adam Lambert's pirate swagger in this photo of him with a parrot on his shoulder.
It's completely OK to be jealous of that parrot's proximity to Adam Lambert. Lord knows we are.
Even though Adam Lambert 's probably trying to say "NBD, just hanging with a parrot. I win!" in the above photo, all we can focus on is the pure, unadulterated sexy pirate swagger he's serving out of every pixel! Ah, I am whisked away to my ultimate fantasy, where Captain Lambert and I become lost at sea while hunting for booty (as in treasure, GUYS!), and all I can do to pass the time is to sit there and let him serenade me with beautiful ballads like "Never CloseARRRRRR Eyes!" (Get it? Pirates say "Arrr," and the real song is "Never CloseOur Eyes.  Pirate jokes = comedy gold. FACT.)
The "Glee" cast member shared the bird-shouldered selfie on his Instagramalong with the caption, "On dat Polly." How Adam scored the photo opp in the first place aside, we're kinda wondering why the parrot seems so camera-shy. If we managed to score a snapshot with the prince of glam , we'd smile BIG. But this bird is being such a little Anti-Paparazzi Polly! Unless... it'sactually grabbing a front-row, all-access pass to Adam's NECK PORN . Uh oh, Glamberts, looks like we've got a whole new species of Stans to compete with -- Glam-birds.

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Meanwhile, fans were trying to see who they could see in Adam's sunglasses!   They were so excited,  I had to look myself.  No clue who, really!  See for yourself:



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